If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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