well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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