We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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