So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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