I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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