she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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