i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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