3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Two words: nipple clamps
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