I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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