i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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