is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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