So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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