been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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