I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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