so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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