this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I didn't notice because vodka
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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