hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Randomize
