If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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