I want to stick my p in your. b.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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