Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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