i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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