i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Someone signed my nipple.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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