thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Im part way to drunk.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
