we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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