Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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