I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
