quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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