why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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