you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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