at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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