drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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