why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
if only i could text you this smell
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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