okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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