we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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