Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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