Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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