Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The power of my boobs compel you
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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