Are we in a gay sports bar?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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