it hurts more in the daytime
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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