Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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