we made out on top of his cat.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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