I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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