yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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