my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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