i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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