If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
