Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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