I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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