OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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