omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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